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One Year at the Badlander by Joe Nickell of the Missoulian

So a cowboy and a ninja walk into a bar...

Cowboy says to ninja, “Who’s the band?” Ninja says, “I don’t know.”

Cowboy turns to bouncer. “Who’s playing?” Bouncer says, “I’m not sure; there’re four bands tonight.”

Cowboy asks, “Are they any good?” Bouncer says, “Sounds good to me. Sound good to you?”

Cowboy and ninja listen for a moment.

“Are there lots of people in there?” asks the ninja, digging a handful of dollar bills out of a pocket under his black robe.